Hewwo!

Although I'm new here at DeviantArt, I should like to properly introduce myself and explain Just What The Hell I Am Doing Here, For The Record.
My name is Amanda. You may call me Amanda, or Manda, or Panda, or even Amanda Panda should the desire strike you. Should you call me Mandy, however, I will stick forks in your spleen. And I take an anatomy class, so damn right I know where your spleen is.
I am a writer, but I would like to point out that you can't possibly have a career that sounds more pretentious when you say it except maybe being a poet. You can, for example, say things like "I am a Professional Telemarketer" or "I am a Salami Salesperson" or even "I am an Actor/Burrito Roller" and people generally believe you. However, if you say I am a Writer/Poet people generally raise their eyebrows and suspect that what you are, in fact, is a Presumptuous Ass.
Let it be said, then, so that you don't believe that I am a Presumptuous Ass, that I write a lot. A lot a lot a lot. And most of it is shit, really, but some of it is actually decent. I'm going to post writing scraps and manuscripts of both varieties on here because I really need the feedback.
Anyways, despite my rambling I am a very nice person. Really. I don't bite, so feel free to drop me a line/ ask me to read/ look at/ drool all over your fantastic work.
Tchaou!